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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45885) - you deserved it (7644)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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You: 0

Discovery Channel FTW!

#3 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:07pm by calcboi

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I'd do the same thing he did.
But still, that sucks.

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:04pm by something41

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