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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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I'd do the same thing he did.
But still, that sucks.

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:04pm by something41

So is "having sex" like actual penetration? Cuz technically "cock-blocked" means you didn't get any at all, but you said you were already having sex so...

This FML confuses me, but your BF is an idiot. TiVo the fucking show and have sex with your girl. You should totally dump him, I hate all these FML's where people stop having sex to watch a stupid show, I mean what is wrong with you people? He must be gay.

#12 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:14pm by genius_man16

Well, it doesn't say the OP is female. Maybe they're both gay.

#14 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:17pm by letitbe56

#12 is a moron. No one in their right mind would TiVo shark week if they could be watching it right now!

#27 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:36pm by littlegolferboy

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

YDI for dating a guy with a television.

#38 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:01pm by epicFAIL_Sometim

You would? Really? Having sex is just that boring now, huh? What has this world come to. And to the OP, that sux, maybe you need to be better.

#53 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:34pm by arsewipe92

Touche #14, touche

#59 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:46pm by genius_man16

I would do the same. NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTENT THAN SHARK WEEK!

#78 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:42pm by USMC_Marine

I like how sex is rated so highly on the to do list. Honestly shark week is bad ass. You can have sex any time, also i believe its twat blocked. Guys get cock blocked, ladies get twat blocked.

#82 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:58pm by dusty1030

Who says OP has a vagina??

#88 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:36pm by eleutheros

Well, to get cock blocked you have to have a cock so either he is gay or someone is just dumb :/

#100 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:21pm by ElysianPirate

hey OP, just so you know, cock-block does not work in that direction. Only males can get cock-blocked, though i believe the appropriate term used here would be 'twat-swatted' (copyright dane cook?).

#109 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:20pm by strangersdk

Maybe OP meant the TV blocked his cock from entering her vagina.

Also, fur friday.

#114 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:06pm by ReasonsToFly

i totatally agree. all the people on fml are like oh i didnt get to hav sex cuz of this...like who cares. and yea shark week is the best

#135 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:24am by sockmonkey560

YDI for not giving him head while he watches Shark Week. then everyone would be happy.

fool, i should have watched more shark week i am sad




I GET ASS!

#140 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:47am by I_GET_ASS

Guys.

It's Massachusetts.

Long-explanation-short, I think "cock-blocked" IS the proper term.

#148 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:39am by Hich17

Shark week is the best thing ever!!

#162 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:07am by dfwtx

Shark Week is the fucking shit!
I would've done the same :D
YDI for forgetting it was Shark Week

#179 - On 08/09/2009 at 4:48pm by EmyRosa

Has to be right. Women can't get cock-blocked.

#183 - On 08/10/2009 at 12:26am by Bllasae

Actually, I'm pretty sure you can only get cock-blocked if you have a cock...A women would be pussy-blocked. As in, "I was totally going to get laid last night, but Shark Week pussy-blocked me."

Similarly, straight men aren't cock teases, they're pussy teases, etc.

#186 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:20am by Black_noise09

Agreed!!!!

#189 - On 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm by sharkshaveteeth

@ #12 - I hope to god that was sarcasm, because why would you even think about tv while you're GETTING LAID? Stupid people need to get their priorities straight xD

#204 - On 02/03/2010 at 4:24am by winterharte

hahaha, shark week is very important.

#2 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:06pm by kissa148

it is !
shark week is the best week of the year.
"lotz of sharkz n stuf"

#52 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:26pm by kewlcat

Sharks: 1
You: 0

Discovery Channel FTW!

#3 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:07pm by calcboi

It's the raw power.

#32 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:40pm by Blue_Coconuts

Lol, thats pretty damn funny.

Also, im surprised that the first two people that posted comments didn't type "heh heh FIRST"

#4 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:08pm by yanni222

LMFAO. Yes, Shark Week is something no normal person could resist. I feel bad for you though, FYL.

#5 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:08pm by _BedSpread

I thought only guys got cock-blocked... or is it actually a term for both genders? I guess you could also be gay it doesn't say you're female.

Either way, that's hilarious :) Shark week!

#6 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:08pm by uneekfreak16

How about a gay partner or is that to much for you?

#40 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:09pm by Sirducki

Did you even bother reading it? They mentioned the possibilty of being gay so calm the fuck down.

#45 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:12pm by eliz3

ya honestly he said that the op could be gay so calm down crazy

#136 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:25am by sockmonkey560

At least it wasn't the Disney channel. Besides, shark week is awesome. And if you are a woman, the term you're looking for is "twat blocked".

#7 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:09pm by fxdxhk90

Or blue ovaried.

#34 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:43pm by Zakky_Ketchup

TV killed the porn star.

#8 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:09pm by DameGreyWulf

I read this before on FML.
So you're not the only one :D Don't feel bad.

#9 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:10pm by Sidneh

oh my god i love shark week!!!!

#10 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:12pm by skinrider05

Sex - anytime, Shark week - WEEK!

Tell him tonight you will have triple the make up sex? XD!

#11 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:13pm by ChocolatexGames

I could swear I've read this somewhere before.

Also, it's really similar to this one: http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/887533

#13 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:15pm by letitbe56

shark week > sex

#15 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:18pm by muffinsareyummy

I'm pretty sure shark week is one of the most important things ever.
Am I right? or am I right?

#16 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:21pm by WaterBug

You are absolutely right.

#20 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:23pm by shutuplikenoway

Shark Week is more important than breathing.
YDI for trying to get some during the holy week.

#48 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:17pm by imajinethat

LMFAO! There are few FMLs that actually make me laugh out loud. This is one of them.

#17 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:22pm by dang

you do not f with shark week

#18 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:23pm by x0aka0x

or during....

#74 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:26pm by xHaniffax

(Yaya, you win.)

#92 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:01pm by LemonFairy

lol! :)

#141 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:04am by sockmonkey560

WIN! :D

#152 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:14am by GoldenWonton

Shark week > Your problems

#19 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:23pm by n0lovesongs

What is he a sausage smuggler? Drop that no good piece of shit. I'll Bang you, (while recording the shark week episode of course).

#26 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:36pm by Skull_300

Wow, 18 comments without homophobia bursting out... FML is growing up :)

#21 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:24pm by IambecomeRAWR

Live every week like it's shark week.

#22 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:26pm by jabbayoda

Hell yes! Nothing's impossible (except dinosaurs)!

#137 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:26am by Escapist28

Hahahahaha, oh god. FYL.

#23 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm by Velorium

No offense....but Shark Week wins.

If I were in your situation, my response would have been "HOLY SHIT HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN!?"

#24 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm by The_Cait

Well hopefully he finished. j/k :P

On a serious note shark week rules.

#25 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:33pm by Hoax

you should of just suggested doggy style that way you could both enjoy shark week and sex at the same time

#28 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:36pm by Juggalokid420

Am I the only one who hates shark week?

#30 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:39pm by medical

I'm with you

#41 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:09pm by DarkestSonata

i am not a fan

#84 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:10pm by doicha27

same here. I don't see the point in it. It is cool for about 30 seconds, maybe 2 minutes if you are interested in sharks.

#131 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:08pm by Pethegreat

Actually, shark fans watch all week...Especially if you're in my shoes, where you are interning on shark research. I'm getting paid to watch Shark Week!

#133 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:25pm by sharkeyfin

not so much hate it, but just don't get the point of it. just making sharks look threatening when they aren't. colbert covered it well the other day.

#158 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:11am by mattmag

sorry but i call bull crap on this one, nobody would run out in the middle of sex for a tv program.

#33 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:41pm by xxstealthxx

or to make chocolate chip cookies
or because they heard the ice cream van
or to go make a pizza................

#75 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:28pm by xHaniffax

Your boyfriend is awsome!

#35 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:45pm by jonsonvillebrat

sucks to be you

#36 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:47pm by dude85

not cock blocking its twat swatting

#37 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:52pm by chowyuk

sorry but nothing is better than shark week..

#39 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:06pm by courtney1105

Tivo. Solution to all tv related problems.

#42 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:10pm by wolfbait

maybe a gay couple?

#43 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:10pm by Sirducki

# 37
Hell yeah! SU FI!!!!!

#44 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:11pm by DarkestSonata

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"

For you..
it's now:

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals I got cockblocked by Shark Week on the Discovery Channel"

Ha.
Wow.

#46 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:13pm by Phil_Courtney

Unless you are also a man I don't think you understand the meaning of "cock blocking". If you don't have a cock, it can't be blocked. :|
Also, you were already having sex...so you weren't really "cock blocked" anyway.

#47 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:14pm by eliz3

I think it's more of a vagina-block..?

#49 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:18pm by cani

I would totally prefer Shark Week if I was into that kind of thing. You can have sex anytime, you can't watch Shark Week any time!

#50 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:23pm by jet

Well everyone knows that shark week pwns sex

#51 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:25pm by captainmetal2344

YDI, Shark Week is a holy event

#54 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:38pm by Electricblues

Shark Week is LAME.
Now, if How It's Made was on, I'd be all over that shit.

#55 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:40pm by tempaccount

Or Modern Marvels, that show is the shit.

(i still wouldn't run out on sex tho)

#85 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:11pm by genius_man16

sharkweek > you ....... (you lose)

#56 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:41pm by tpag3r

Assuming you're not gay, OP, you were not "cock-blocked" (only guys are cock-blocked), you were "twat-swatted". FYL

#57 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:42pm by teusz16

And to all of the people saying you can't be cock-blocked once you're having sex, I disagree. Have you seen Superbad? McLovin was already having sex when the cops came in and they said they were sad that they cock-blocked him. "We should be guiding his cock, not blocking it."

#58 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:44pm by teusz16

poor mclovin i was rooting for him the whole movie

#187 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:20am by Richieq212

1st! 2nd! 3rd! 4th! 5th! 6th! 7th! 8th! 9th! 10th! 11th! 12th! 13th! 14th! 15th! 16th! 17th! 18th! 19th! 20th! 21th!

YDI for not have sex.

#60 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:47pm by Fail_Pig

...twenty-oneth?

#138 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:27am by Escapist28

Meh, not an FML

Shark Week > All

#61 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:49pm by allmidnighteyes

First of all, you could fuck all you want. Second of all, shark week is only one week so stop fucking and watch shark week!! I would do that with my gf

#62 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:05pm by gdude756

This sounds like 50 other FML on the site.

#63 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:06pm by Vilen1025

I know I'm so sick of it

#67 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:16pm by CL41RE

Um...

Is your boyfriend aware that shark week shows only run at night? It's kind of stupid to stop having sex 8 hours (going off the 11am posting time) before any shark week shows are actually on. I don't even think they run repeats until the mid-afternoon.

#64 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:07pm by philly8608

I was totally watching a shark week show this morning at 11. Stop failing. :P

#76 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:41pm by GabriLee

Nope, sorry.

Take a look at the DSC schedule. Between 2AM and 4PM EST there was nothing on for shark week.

#86 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:19pm by philly8608

Post time =/= actual time. Honestly probably happened anytime this week. (YDI, because it's Shark Week and apparently you can't keep your BF's attention at all.)

#93 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:05pm by LemonFairy

The issue is that the OP said that 'today' is Friday. Hence my original statement that it wasn't on at the time, because only between 12-3am would anything had been on (re-runs from Thursday). So either the OP's bf is an idiot or they had to wait a few hours for sex (which is not an FML IMO).

#99 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:20pm by philly8608

fake. no real man passes up sex for tv.

#66 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:15pm by Nightfallz

The OP could have been a real boring partner. Like the dames who just lay back and spread their legs... boring. TV trumps that after a while

#144 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:43am by Gadget3440

You don't mess around with Shark Week. Although this is the reason they have DVRs.

#68 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:17pm by mariposa25

Badass!

#69 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:18pm by kurukururock

if ur a girl its not cock blocking its twat swatting get it right, that is unless both parties are gay then nevermind

#70 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:22pm by rmpg14

Geez, there are so many FMLs like this.
You should have said "it's the day you have sex with me". :D

#71 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:23pm by kennythedude

Wonder how he was like during Alaska Week...

#72 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:23pm by Emwo

Cold.

#159 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:56am by redbluegreen

sex isnt that romantic for him i guess ... atleast having sex with you

#73 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:24pm by sjbartholome

Sharks > You.

#77 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:42pm by manoverboard

My friend told me that he was upset I ignored his IM because I got distracted by Shark Week.

Shark Week > All. End of story.

#79 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:43pm by GabriLee

that really sucks!
some guys are just jerks...

#80 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:47pm by Forever2204

Shark Week is awesome!!

#81 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:49pm by flyboy57

Shark Week sucks!!!! it's the same shit year after year and it's not the interesting. people just like it because other people like it.

besides, even when it's not shark week there are still tons of shark programs on the Discovery Channel anyways.

hop off Shark Week's dick everybody, SHIT!

#83 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:07pm by doicha27

shit i forgot about shark week too

#87 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:28pm by kangaroo62

WHAT?!?!?! I MISSED SHARK WEEK! FUCK!

#89 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:39pm by whitedots1

Damn...FML for missing Shark Week. And FYL for not recording it for him.

#90 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:40pm by PsychoMiko

It's Shark Week! FYL for missing it! (I missed it at camp. D:)

#91 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:00pm by LemonFairy

"Twat Swatting". Really? That's such an idiotic term. And it's totally offensive. And swatting is a completely different definition than blocking. Therefore, both cock blocking and twat swatting are different in meaning. Cock blocking refers to both sexes, don't genderize everything.

OP, I'm sorry. Get back at him next time he is enjoying sex with you

#94 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:07pm by Liz89

Hahahahaha....that's me laughing at your immature reply to me.
I am not "derranged." look up what deranged means before you try to
use it for an insult towards what I said.
I was merely stating a simple argument. If you couldn't understand it that's not my fault.

#124 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:56pm by Liz89

...
Wtf? :P

#157 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:04am by Nintenduh1

No, i was writing that to some1 who wrote me soemthing totally stupid, my friend just told me that he erased or w/e his comment so it looks like i wrote to myself.

#166 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm by Liz89

Psh really? Leave it on Discovery Channel's practically like porn

#95 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:11pm by Laurensdy

listen...shark week is serious me and my husband have been watching shark week at night instead of having sex...yeah it's that serious

#97 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:16pm by sophiofy

Dude, shark week beats Chuck Norris!

#98 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:16pm by Hurricanevenom

No...what we need is Chuck Norris hosting Shark Week

and, as earlier noted, OP should be doing it doggy style so as to bask in the holiness and not have the boyfriend violate Man Law by missing Shark Week.

Yes, Man Law should be amended to require the viewing of Shark Week in entirety on the largest television you can find.

#113 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:50pm by blueworld

You can have sex any time. Shark Week comes but once a year.

#101 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:12pm by Hacksaw

Hey, the Mythbusters special on sharks was awesome, okay? Stop hatin'.

#102 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:19pm by Neferria

Stop whining, I think seeing miniature dogs survive shark attacks is WAY better then what ever you were doing. Your b/f is a wise man.

#104 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:53pm by frannytrois64

ITS FUCKING SHARK WEEK.

#105 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:06pm by zehr0

What a fkin nerd

#106 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:08pm by KiddNYC10

I wouldd do it 2 its the best week of t outta the year

#107 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:15pm by jeremyscurto

why was he distracted to ask what day of the week it was? somebody must be lacking...

#108 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:19pm by deliapearl

Dude, shark week is badass. Plus you must really suck in the sack if your boyfriend stops to ask what day of the week it is.

#110 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:26pm by FordPrefect

dude, shark week is serious business.

#111 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:37pm by dan81892

Well... shark week IS pretty awesome...

#112 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:38pm by Colin91

> "having sex with my boyfriend."
> "I was cock-blocked"

What?

#115 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:14pm by nemo3590

You must be a dead fish in the sack if he'd rather watch sharks on TV. BTW, Sharks Week is actually awesome TV.

#116 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:20pm by jonny2x4

Quick Question: Doesen't "Cock Blocked" only constitute men being blocked?
Or is it usable for each?

#117 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:20pm by Hazy

cock blocked only works for guys. if you're a chick I guess you'd be...pussy blocked. However you could be a gay man with a bf, in which case thats cool and cock blocked would be appropriate.

#118 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:25pm by FMLfangirl89

shark week is the ruler of all TV and you know it!!!!!

#120 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:31pm by silly_kate

YDI,For forgetting to remind him about shark week.Stupid bitch.

#121 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:32pm by xfrankenstienx

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel


YDI for not knowing it was shark week

#122 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:41pm by AnimeAddict

what's with all the cock-blocking distractions on this website? the first one was funny so everyone else was feeding off of it and creating similar stories. wow people, have some imagination!

#123 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:43pm by triplethreat13

Shark Week is way more important than you. I've watched a lot of it.

#125 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:16pm by ericalew_xo

Today, I went on fmylife.com to read about funny stories of how people ruined their lives. Instead, I got a bunch of sex fail stories. FML

#127 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:35pm by CL41RE

I do beleive the term is "twat swatted"

#128 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:39pm by Failcaptain

after havin sex everyday, maybe 4 times a day, you got tired and anything else becomes more interesting

#129 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:04pm by luvluv

I get cock blocked all the time by my b/f's stupid obsession with Final Fantasy Online. Seriously. I don't get why that's better than sex. I even tried playing the game. It's terrible. The graphics suck

#130 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:05pm by wickedgrl13

if your a girl your not getting cock blocked b/c you don't have a cock your getting twat swatted

#132 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:16pm by huh223

haha shark week's my favorite week of the year haha!

#134 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:21am by sockmonkey560

You Cant Deny Shark WEEK!!!! It only comes on once a year!
not a good deal for you though

#139 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:39am by holybeans

for girls it's "twat swat" not "cock block" !! =P

#142 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:08am by hello69

I'm with that guy man. Why do it with a girl who's just gonna dump you for some meathead later?

I mean you could be watching shows about people getting eaten by sharks! Seriously this guy has his priorities straight.

#143 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:23am by tastychainsaws

sounds exactly like a guy i know

#145 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:17am by Mylife_is_so_fd

Do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel.

#146 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:35am by AAAAHHHH12

Rofl xD

#147 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:38am by CourtneyDanielle

Gettin' horny now!

#151 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:43am by Hich17

OMG BRB GOTTA WATCH SHARK WEEK!!!

#149 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:39am by lolololcheese

Something fishy about that.

#150 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:41am by Hich17

I think the correct term is 'twat swatting'.

#153 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:20am by beclovespenguins

Shark week > Pek Pek

#154 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:46am by ph0shizzle

Hate to break it to ya, but he's lost interest in you. It'd be one thing if y'all hadn't started the actual intercourse yet and he remembered about his show, but to pull out during mid-thrust? No bueno.

#155 - On 08/08/2009 at 4:00am by cabernet

I WOULDA DONE THE SAME THING

#156 - On 08/08/2009 at 4:45am by xaesthetics_

damnnnnn, shark week was awesome. be happy he didnt miss it XD and maybe you can get some laterrrr

#160 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:04am by TheUnthinkable

YDI for messing with Shark Week.

#161 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:47am by conan6

This is when you start roleplaying as a shark.

#163 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:39am by MancombSeepgood

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!

#164 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:14pm by goodlookinat15

you should know never to mess with shark week.

#165 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:28pm by marcbrown81

This is one of the best FML's ever. Hahaha.

#167 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:54pm by toughluck08

aha! i laughed sooo hard, one of the best fml's .. sorry btw that realllyyyy sucks (:

#168 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:13pm by accidentprone09

I FORGOT TO WATCH SHARK WEEK!

T_T

#169 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:34pm by TotallyAwesome

O GOD YOU MISSED HAVING SEX THIS ONE TIME. THAT IS SO TERRIBLE BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO HAVE SEX AGAIN. *sarcasm*

#170 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:04pm by spaceranger33

YDI for not being a shark.

#171 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:17pm by Crummie

FYL for having a boyfriend who thinks sharks are scary. everyone knows jellyfish are the scariest predators of the ocean

#172 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:34pm by elchapin562

Nobody said that the BF thinks sharks are scary.
(Although, I am terrified of both. HMM?!)

#174 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:35pm by capital_seven

SHIT. thanks for reminding me about shark week!!

#173 - On 08/08/2009 at 4:32pm by michaelx12309

YDI for having tv

; )

#175 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:17pm by djh1996

Shark Week is kind of a big deal, so get over yourself.

#176 - On 08/09/2009 at 4:41am by theinsomniac

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO #46 ILY FOR KNOWING THAT SONG

#177 - On 08/09/2009 at 1:08pm by secretsxsecrets

Who *doesn't* know that song? :/

#181 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:53pm by Bethurz

uh shark week is the shit. it's the greatest week in entertainment and a well celebrated tradition among men.

#178 - On 08/09/2009 at 1:34pm by maximumoverdrive

yep shark week hotter than u

#180 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:27pm by DomyDamsy

sex= FTL
shark week= FTW

#182 - On 08/09/2009 at 11:59pm by roscofv

tivo my friend tivo ps i could care less if i spelled tivo wrong

#184 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:14am by Richieq212

Wow. Some boyfriend you have. LOL.

#188 - On 08/11/2009 at 6:28pm by Music_Peace_1234

actually... since you're a girl i believe the correct term is 'box-locked'.

#190 - On 08/13/2009 at 11:42am by squigglewiggle

How do you all know the OP is a she? It could be a gay man.

#191 - On 08/14/2009 at 6:01am by Dale_xD

Ok I'm with the boyfriend on this one. Shark Week is pretty awsome...

#192 - On 08/15/2009 at 12:26am by TrevorMTopham

At least it was something educational instead of The Simpson or something.

#193 - On 08/18/2009 at 4:40pm by Poisonphaerie

Some people just don't understand the importance of shark week......

#194 - On 08/19/2009 at 9:29pm by tonyrocks

YDI for having premarital sex ya filthy SINNER!!!

#195 - On 08/22/2009 at 1:22pm by moonlight_daze

shark week is bomb

#196 - On 09/01/2009 at 3:25am by rowergirl

shark week was amazing. he made some what of the right call.
sex can wait...but shark week nope.

#197 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:15pm by alekbike

Don't they show Shark Week all the time?

#198 - On 10/08/2009 at 1:55am by mlfnctnjnctn

BOO-YAH! SHARK WEEK FUCKING RULES!! there's pretty much nothing I wouldn't drop like a brick for shark week... it's better than bear week (and I didn't even go to school all bear week)...

#199 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:53am by Danny_Cannibal

Dude bloked by discovey wow eipc fail

#200 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:27am by tuga2

Boyfriend? Cock-blocked? Are you gay? :|

#201 - On 12/30/2009 at 1:35pm by BJDaniel

at least he didn't stop and say agh it's brunos last week in theaters
lol

#202 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:20am by OHSchowder

even nerds get some action? :O:O

#203 - On 01/16/2010 at 11:58am by fmlrofl19

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