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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52543) - you deserved it (8513)

On 08/05/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by some_girl_19 (woman) - United States (Maine)

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at least he's caring?? in case it really had been an emergency?

#4 - On 08/05/2009 at 2:06pm by ritzy05

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well, he was being a responsible brother I guess..

#7 - On 08/05/2009 at 2:09pm by chipmunchie

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