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Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML


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On 07/31/2009 at 8:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

#1 - On 08/01/2009 at 3:06am by o8643

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Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

#7 - On 08/01/2009 at 3:12am by m3l

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