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Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45642) - you deserved it (7990)

On 07/31/2009 at 8:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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