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Today, well actually last night, I did a full striptease for my girlfriend to "You can leave your hat on". When the song was over, I was then completely naked, she says to me : "Maybe we should have closed the shutters!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28370) - you deserved it (9801)

On 11/29/2008 at 6:50am - intimacy - by ... - Sent from mobile version

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Hope you didn't give the Granny across-the-way a Heart Attack! LOL!

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 1:44am by prophetsam

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Don't sweat it man. If she left the blinds open then even better! Seriously, you did that for her. That's pretty cool and anyone who saw it and saw her is probably thinking "Damn, lucky guy"

#4 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:56pm by laut

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