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Today, I was really upset after work, and tearily asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood". FML
Ever considered that he was trying to make you laugh, consequently brightening your mood?
Be glad. Most FML boyfriend's would just tell you to stop whining and make them a sandwich.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014