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Today, I was really upset after work, and tearily asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41275) - you deserved it (16744)

On 07/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by BigPurplePresent (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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aw, that's nice of him!

#1 - On 07/28/2009 at 2:01pm by kawa

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Ever considered that he was trying to make you laugh, consequently brightening your mood?
Be glad. Most FML boyfriend's would just tell you to stop whining and make them a sandwich.

#5 - On 07/28/2009 at 2:06pm by Dfeline

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