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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45826) - you deserved it (11145)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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I hope you made him a sandwich.

#1 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:04am by iLIAMMM

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Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own fucking sandwich.

#13 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:18am by ihatewankers

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