Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36630) - you totally deserved it (8391)
On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
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Stop being a little cunt and make him a sandwhich. That's all your good for
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if you didnt make him a sandwich he should beat you up again
Best #1 post ever. Oh and if you make him that sandwich, he might even let you suck his dick after.
#144 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:24pm by NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
You'd better not be reading these replies when you could be making him a sandwich right now.
#198 - On 07/28/2009 at 1:13am by 8trickster8
a cockmeat sandwich? XD
Your bf is hilarious, learn to appreciate his sense of humor.
#239 - On 07/29/2009 at 11:09pm by nikktherocker
lol, your bf is funny as hell!
192: you're not alone! :D
#250 - On 08/01/2009 at 3:25am by silly_kate
Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own fucking sandwich.
#13 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:18am by ihatewankers
is the point to scar him to the point of no return?
hahahaha C:
#20 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:37am by moomoomrcow
I think he'd know what it is before all the nasty stuff even happens. He'd probably seen it before.
#67 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:17am by XxRocker94xX
Man I could go for a sandwich right about now also....
#16 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:26am by Blue_Coconuts
LOL he's a funny dude, next tym he tells you he's horny, give hym a link to subways website XD
EAT FRESH B****
#18 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:30am by EverythingHappen
Hah, I think I'd like your boyfriend.
My boyfriend and I have had a special arrangement in place for a while now: He can tell me to "go make me a sammich, bitch," whenever he wants. However, I can tell him to go down on me, whenever and wherever I want. Win-win. :D
#21 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:39am by VeeZazz
ohemgee
sounds like fun! ;D thanks for tha idea hahaha jussst kidding
#22 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:41am by moomoomrcow
haha, thats amaaazing >;D
OP: you're bf is either completely insane, or a genius... im not suree lol
D= what with males and sandwiches, my ex the same obsessed with sandwiches
>.> makes themselves they aren’t useless
Because a woman's job is in the kitchen, and it's better than asking for a pot roast... dur.
#41 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:03am by imajinethat
This is funny - Virtually NO negative comments about the dude - everyone is calling him a Legend, hahaha... Have to admit, that IS pretty funny!
While that is hilarious, I assume it is going to come back and bite him.
I'm guessing that you'll be asking for a sandwich next time he's feeling horny (much the better if you lead him on first). If not then, well, you probably deserve it.
LMAO!
I totally just pictured that in my mind.
"What do you want me to do, baby?"
"I want... for you to make me a sandwich. No mayo, 'kay hun?"
And then she should go watch football.
#92 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:56am by the_commentator
Lmao this is fantastic, totally made me laugh... I love it, your boyfriend is a champion!
#37 - On 07/27/2009 at 7:43am by jivealive_5
Hahaha not really a FML is it? He does sound like a fatboy but at least he's got good humor. Make him a sandwich for him to eat on your naked body, creative double win!
seconded, but it might be troublesome finding bread big enough to cover her body. and no, i'm not suggesting the OP is fat.
LOL! Why does it have to be covering her whole body? It was supposed to be romantic ... (no pun intended) :)
Certainly was creative...Though I have to admit, if my GF walked up and told me she was horny, a sandwich would likely be the LAST thing on my mind...
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Wow seriously? It is disrespectful. Nothing exists in a vacuum. I don't think it was okay for her boyfriend to do that. If my boyfriend did that, he wouldn't have a girlfriend anymore.
In case you're confused, here's why:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitch+make+me+a+sandwich
http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/
Cry more 52. Also, "Nothing exists in a vacuum."? Are you saying you'd rather clean his room than make him a sandwich?
#104 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:54pm by VictimOfTheft
Don't whine. He wasn't doing it to be disrespectful.
He was doing it to be funny.
And he succeeded, because this was pretty damn hilarious.
EPIC WIN.
see a true way to get to a mans haert is through his stoamach .... so make him a samich
#57 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:47am by kurtsee
AHAHAHAH! Ohhh, sometimes I really do love people.
You better have made him the goddamn samich!
Bahahaha! It's still hilarious.
#58 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:53am by phoebatron_
that is fucking awesome I'm going to do that with my gf
#61 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:58am by firenighthawk
HAHAHAHA I'm a girl, and I still thought that was funny. (I do hope he was joking though... it's hard to tell from this website!)
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Go make him a sandwhich then go have sex with another guy since he obviously cared more about food than sex. Then tell him you gave him what he wanted and sicne he didn't give you what you wanted you found someone who would.
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Well bitch do what he ask. It's ashame that you don't make him sanwhiches in the first place. You deversed to be slapped.
seriously whats with all these sexist comments on here.
the man can make his own god damn sandwich its not a womans job to do it for him.
Well girlfriend, if you don't make him that sandwich then I will.
#81 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:48am by eggbrtshootsfire
LMAO... you have to agree it was kind of funny. But you should dump him for sure now.
#87 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:44am by thelonelylurker
That's just plain funny. Men have such interesting ways of getting their girlfriends to do things.
#93 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:00pm by ALittleBitOfThis
First FML I've genuinely laughed at in a while. Your boyfriend is hilarious. Marry him or some shit.
I am definitely using this at some point, haha. Your boyfriend is a genius, make him your fiance immediately.
I'd be pissed. When I want sex, I want sex, not to be treated like some personal servant.
#99 - On 07/27/2009 at 12:32pm by SaphireScorpion
uhhh and when a guy wants a sandwich ...he wants a sandwich dammit
so he shud be pissed more then she could ever be...
#204 - On 07/28/2009 at 3:23am by grrrrrg
your boyfriend is awesome. make him a sandwich then make sure he proposes to you nao.
#109 - On 07/27/2009 at 1:02pm by Nightfallz
Everyone saying he's got a great sense of humor must be really thick. In case you guys noticed, this joke is extremely old and is tired.
Can I tell a knock knock joke a hundred times and be told I have a great sense of humor? No. I don't get why this is different.
Srs. I laughed the first several times I saw it. But now it's got about as much humor value as someone posting the 'chicken crossed the road' joke.
The OP's boyfriend is awesome! Sure, it was probably a minor buzz kill to expect porn and get sandwich making, but come on, that's funny. At least he didn't link you to pain series or some shit.
#113 - On 07/27/2009 at 1:23pm by SomeonePosting
Oh god OP your boyfriend was making a joke, dont get your panties in a bunch. Why not turn the joke on him and the next time he says hes horny go make him a sandwich instead of getting down ;)
Relationships are about having fun as well as love and intimacy, so enjoy the lighter moments from tiem to time instead of bitching.
What is with men and their need for sandwiches? It's never "Bitch, go make me some lasagna" or "Dammit woman I want cookies."
OP, the next time you're horny, just pounce him.
You're horny, he's hungry...you make him the sandwich and he'll fuck your tits off, sound like a plan?
So many of the people who think this is funny wouldn't tolerate a racist joke or a homophobic one. Yet a sexist one is a-okay!
Gotta love our society.
So rape and domestic violence are just minor issues that we can all ignore then?
Sorry, you're not winning me over with the, "No one's dying, so it's okay!" mentality.
Edit: This was a response to a comment that seems to have disappeared...
Holy crap I never said rape and domestic violence was okay. Not by any means. I said anyone who does sexist crimes is psycho and is usually dealt with accordingly. I don't know where you get off thinking that I'm totally okay with either of those things. No need to be so hostile, I wasn't trying to offend you...
So people like Kobe Bryant and Chris Brown are psychos? Actually, what's scary is that apart from the violence they've inflicted on women, they're pretty normal, likeable guys.
Sorry if I came off harsh. Your comment made it seem like you think it's okay to joke about sexism because it's not a serious issue compared to racism and homophobia. That mentality scares me a lot, because it is in fact VERY serious.
Ahh but that's the trick of the trade for all psychos, they come off as "nice" guys so no one ever suspects them. Ted Bundy for example: Good looking, had a good life, but for some reason totally f**ked in the head and felt the need to lure and then viciously murder young women.
Ted Bundy was officially diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder and he meets the rigorous diagnostic criteria for psychopathy (which did not actually exist when he was alive). He is, literally, a textbook case for it. Chris Brown and Kobe Bryant do not meet those criteria, by any standards. Trying to chalk violence against women up to some fuzzy idea that those who commit it are all "psychos" is what we in the business like to call denial.
Well whatev. I don't want to get into a huge argument over this. I suck at arguing for one, because I'm not by nature an aggressive person. My attempts at aggression and forwardness have never gotten me anywhere. Sexism exists, yes, but not everyone who makes a sexist comment really means it, they just have a weird sort of ill-timed humour, and *sometimes* people make light of serious topics because they're so uncomfortable with them. Rape and domestic violence suck and I wish they didn't exist, but we don't live in a perfect world now do we? I'm not in denial about anything, I just don't want to see everything as evil and twisted all the time. It's not a crime to have a little faith in the human race, even if it is idealistic, possibly pointless, and truly ignorant in your eyes.
Haha, this is funny.
And I really don't consider it "sexist"
Anybody can tell somebody else to make a sandwich.
In fact, I'm a girl, and I tell my guy friends to make me a sandwich all the time.
It's not like he said, "go to the kitchen where you belong and make me a sandwich".
So calm down
#124 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:32pm by SunshinePants
I think the "Bitch, make me a sandwich" thing is enough of a cultural meme that, essentially, that's what he said.
Also, all kinds of horribly offensive jokes are still really funny. It doesn't mean they're not offensive.
well? get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make him a sandwich!
#125 - On 07/27/2009 at 2:33pm by diet_otaku
What were you doing OUT of the kitchen in the first place?!
#130 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:00pm by midwestjerk
ahaha to who ever asked what she was doing out of the the kitchen thats hilarious! and you should have gotten another guy to jizz in the sandwhich and then gave it to him
what i want to know is whether or not this very controversial sandwich actually got made
#131 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:01pm by pineapples
This FML just made my day! First one I laughed at in a while.
#132 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:13pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
oh come on! he probably doesn't use that as his porn, he was probably just kidding with you, trying to get you hopeful and ready for good porn XD
haha if this was me, I would have no longer been horny cause I would have been laughing way too hard
#136 - On 07/27/2009 at 4:05pm by beaandbunny05
wow hearing about women making sandwiches that just gets me all hot and sweaty wow...lol jk but thats hilarious
#137 - On 07/27/2009 at 4:07pm by shirvon100
Well...
Maybe he intended you to make a sexy sandwich.
Some people like food in bed.
#143 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:05pm by DameGreyWulf
What an awesome guy. Sounds like a cool guy to have a beer with.
#147 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:37pm by Guitar_String
knowing mine, it would have been tuna, just to add some irony
#153 - On 07/27/2009 at 6:40pm by beaandbunny05
Haha that sucks but its sooo funny! my bf would definantly do that same thing...actually hes done something similar. He always jokes saying woman are good for three things 1: Being in the kitchen 2. sex 3.making babies :-P Here look at this..its kinda sad but funny
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j201/spunkymunky21/motivator7268350.jpg
#154 - On 07/27/2009 at 7:43pm by loserface88
I really hope you dumped him on the spot. What a douche.
#159 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:42pm by chrissygirl89
"Today, my boyfriend made an awesome joke and I'm overly sensitive and stupid. FML."
And I say this comment as a feminist. Go cry more.
That men and women deserve equal opportunities in life and should not be given inferior or different treatment based on their gender. Duh.
Clearly her boyfriend was joking. He finds the idea of a man asking a woman to make his sandwich for him ridiculous, which makes it material for jokes and sarcasm. For example, I know plenty of black people who laugh at jokes from non-black people, under the same premise.
I disagree with that mentality. It's not that I don't see the humor in certain jokes, but I think that acting like they're not harmful makes it easier for the people who want to put certain groups down to do just that. The "Bitch, make me a sandwich" meme is most popular with people who really do see women as inferior, so not pausing to challenge the appropriateness of the joke only serves to encourage sexism.
I would expect a self-described feminist to be more invested in challenging the social constructs that preserve inequality.
Maybe this boyfriend really sees women as inferior, maybe he doesn't. But considering he's actually getting laid, I like to think he doesn't. Encouraging people to stop making jokes like this or getting non-sexist people specifically to stop isn't going to change the truly sexist people who like this meme. Misogyny on that kind of immature, meme-loving level is a deep, major personality flaw and any time someone tries to bring a serious argument into it, it just fuels their fire and, once again, makes feminists look bad.
I just think there are more important things to be fighting for in the feminist movement.
First of all, there are plenty of women willing to accept the status quo. Just because a guy gets laid doesn't mean he isn't sexist.
Second of all, misogyny and sexism aren't personality flaws. You're not born with it; it's taught. So working towards a society that doesn't teach children that women are inferior is important.
Lastly, everything is connected. The sexism that inspires these jokes is the same as the sexism that causes women to earn less than men in the same position. It's the same as the sexism that makes police officers ask women who report a rape what they were wearing. So maybe there are more important things to worry about than some joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't worthwhile to consider the relationship that joke has to those important things.
Hahaha if my bf did this to me, I would make him the sandwich and blow him while he ate it for being so effing funny!!
Um..wow.
He could have done something a lot worse. But I can understand where you are coming from as well.
#170 - On 07/27/2009 at 9:41pm by FoolMoonIllusion
I also find that more disrespectful than humorous. What he said is basically synonymous with "Get back in the kitchen, woman." But hey, if you're down with being treated like that, go for it.
I would like to hug you. I said the same thing above, and the comment was hidden because so many people clicked thumbs down. I think you're the only other person who's said it.
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Well, it's not a funny joke and you're a total prick for finding humor in it.
#184 - On 07/27/2009 at 11:26pm by dramakat11
What makes you think I'm a girl? I don't have to be female to see that the joke is insulting.
I don't decide what is or isn't funny since that's an opinion, but it certainly is tasteless and offensive humor. It's definitely sexist, and I doubt it'd even be up if it was demeaning to other marginalized groups.
Your boyfriend wins. I believe he did the pr0n version of Rick-Rolling, which is either a) send a related but non-sexual video or b) send the most terrible pr0n you've ever seen.
#183 - On 07/27/2009 at 10:56pm by xTinyLovex
He put you in your place, now it sounds like you need to start doing what your inferior sex was made for.
am i the only guy here who understands how offensive that is?
#191 - On 07/28/2009 at 12:02am by DWdizzy
It's not like the boyfriend was hiring a man instead of her, or not letting her join his football team or something, or insulting her driving skills. Stop taking shit so seriously.
I think a bit of good-spirited sexism / racism / ageism etc. can be hilarious. (Read up some Silvio Berlusconi. That man is a comedy goldmine.)
I hope the sandwich was delicious!
#207 - On 07/28/2009 at 4:10am by bobbassguy
You should have looked him straight in the eye, flared your nostrils and asked him what he wanted on it
FYL for sure! I am SO sick of that damn "joke." It's not a joke, it's an extremely sexist comment.
And save me from all the "you're a feminazi" comments that are sure to reply. It doesn't matter if you think it's "just a joke" and find it funny, it IS still offensive. And a joke that is truly offensive is never *really* just a joke.
hahaha thats so funny, your bf is awesome lol. i hope he slept with you to make it up rofl!!
#205 - On 07/28/2009 at 3:44am by jd_superjive
Your boyfriend = legend. I thought this one was as heartwarming as it was hilarious, that link could have taken you to any kinky old shit, but the dude just wanted you to make him a tasty sammich. Haha!
#206 - On 07/28/2009 at 4:00am by bobbassguy
Instead of all the comments saying "You have to see why this is offensive" and all that, could somebody please actually explain what is so offensive about this.
The OP at no point actually says "bitch, make me a sandwich" nor is it implied at all that the video said it. If he's sending videos, they probably aren't in the same room, so it seems unlikely that he was serious about it or that he could have done anything about her horniness anyways.
So women have a history of taking care of the domestic side of the household, and this draws reference to that. It is not making light of domestic abuse or violence (I'd accept that calling a woman "bitch" is abusive, but again, it doesn't look like the boyfriend actually said anything like that). It's not saying that women don't deserve equal rights or equal opportunities. I think we can all agree that there is nothing overtly derogatory about what he did, so please explain to me the nuances that make this so offensive.
My mom didn't work when I was little, she stayed at home and raised me and took care of the house. It was her choice to stay home. Are you saying that this was sexist and my mom wasn't a feminist because she wasn't a "professional woman" but instead decided she'd rather stay home and, on many occasions, make me sandwiches?
She certainly was qualified for a job, when I went to high school, she got a job that paid far more than my dad was making. Now do you think she is more of a feminist than she was a sentence ago?
I'm not looking for a flamewar or trying to upset people, I really just want to understand how this is so terrible and why people are calling for the OP to dump the boyfriend for what strikes me as a light-hearted joke.
The joke is offensive because while the boyfriend never explicitly said "Bitch, make me a sandwich," that phrase is enough of a cultural meme that his joke is unavoidably linked to it. If you don't believe me, go scroll through the comments, and you'll see that that's what the FML called to mind for the vast majority here.
I don't think there's anything wrong with your mom deciding to stay home and focus on parenting. Feminism is about having choices, not forcing all women into high-powered careers. However, you'll notice that in our culture, more women have to make that choice than men do. There are some men who choose to stay home and focus on parenting, but they are few and far between and they get a lot of shit for it.
Scientists at Harvard have been working on a project that tests prejudices called "implicit assumptions." That basically means that while you may openly (ie, explicitly) say that women are equally suited for careers as men, you may still unconsciously (ie, implicitly) associate domesticity and femininity. You can take all kinds of tests about your own implicit assumptions here: https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/demo/selectatest.html.
I think the overwhelming implicit assumption in our society is that taking care of the home and children is women's work, and a woman's first responsibility. I think feminism is in part about eradicating those implicit assumptions. But it is certainly not about forcing women into careers if that's not what they want.
Thank you for that response, and while I can see that the "Bitch, make me a sandwich" phrase has definitely pervaded the discussion, and even why some would find this offensive, I think that the people telling the OP to dump the guy for this unconscious, cultural training are over reacting.
Also, a thank you and a damn you for that link. I'm going to be taking those all day now. Taken two so far, and while I apparently have little to no gender association with careers, I apparently don't like fat people. I'm intrigued by so many of these tests.
All feminist can go and die for all i care. Woman are treated better than any minority group so just fuck off with all your life isn't fair nonsense.
What about women who are also a minority? And actually, most sexism in today's society is subtle. So a lot of people (like the ones on here) act as if it is no big deal, or just don't see it as sexism at all. That is a far more dangerous kind of prejudice because it means that more people will allow it, simply because they choose not to see it.
I have never laughed at an FML as hard as I did at this one. Thank you for making my day!
#218 - On 07/28/2009 at 1:16pm by retro_squares
That was amazing.
And to all you feminazis replying, get over your selves. Her boyfriend was being hilarious. My friends and I don't discriminate when we tell people to make us sandwiches, so then why is it bad to tell a girl that but not a guy?
Also, I'll support equal opportunities for women and men when women are subject to the draft. Men and women are not equal. I'm not saying men are better than women, but we are fundamentally different. Men, for the most part are physically stronger, it's just the way we are physically. Fuck, I went on a tangent, but my point is LIGHTEN UP, take a joke.
My fucking god people, women weren't put on this earth to serve men, or anyone else. Their legs aren't broke, get their fucking lazy ass up off the couch and do something besides fart, burp, bark orders, and drink beer.
God, everyone can be sexist against women but if people say a boy can't play with dolls, wear dresses or pink, they get blasted. THERE'S NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE, ITS STILL SEXIST.
#229 - On 07/28/2009 at 10:11pm by Sprinter136
That was amazing.
And to all you feminazis replying, get over your selves. Her boyfriend was being hilarious. My friends and I don't discriminate when we tell people to make us sandwiches, so then why is it bad to tell a girl that but not a guy?
Also, I'll support equal opportunities for women and men when women are subject to the draft. Men and women are not equal. I'm not saying men are better than women, but we are fundamentally different. Men, for the most part are physically stronger, it's just the way we are physically. Fuck, I went on a tangent, but my point is LIGHTEN UP, take a joke.
Nice to see all the disgusting sexism still in the world today. Pathetic.
#234 - On 07/29/2009 at 3:16am by deathproof
So you would've preferred it was some kinky slave shit, and know that your boyfriend gets off watching that too?
It was harmless and fun. It was humorous, and you are undeserving of that good-witted humor.
Well, I'd rather my boyfriend had a sense of humour than jerk off to some sleazy porno (:
He sounds hilarious, it's not a sexist thing.
Light-hearted sexism can be funny at times, if it's not meant seriously.
Hmmm. Op, your life is fucked, merely because you had no idea that you were dating a /b/tard. Sucks to be you. I kinda wish that the FML crew would disable comments on the controversial subjects. (yes I catch the hypocracy of commenting after saying that but I don;t care.)
#242 - On 07/30/2009 at 12:19pm by pickledcheese
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
that's just fucking hilarious
to anyone who comments about how offensive this is and go on a stupid useless feminist rant
fmylfe is a bout stories to lyao. and i was lmao pretty good. so stfu
my god im still laughing
i got to admit hes pretty courageous for actually doing that
#244 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:14pm by stone_light
Bahahaha! If my boyfriend did that to me, I would laugh and love him even more. That's fantastic!
#246 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:40pm by spontaneous
obviously their is a secret message here, her boyfriend is coming out of the closet
the special sandwich which he so very wants
is....
A COCKMEATSANDWICH
#251 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:13am by K3ackA11ack
Brilliant!
PS, I'm a noob...Why do the OP's never respond to comments made about their FML's?
#253 - On 08/02/2009 at 1:24pm by sawyer1
I wrote this FML. and I didn't reply to it because I didn't really see it as an FML, more as just something funny that happened with my boyfriend and I. I would have commented but people were all like.. RAWR SEXIST! I just wanted to give people a chance to laugh at something. Oh, and after this happened, I couldn't stop laughing, then I went to go make him a sandwich and he stopped me and kissed me. But, if I had added that to the FML, it wouldn't have been funny anymore.
#273 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:18am by beaandbunny05
@ OP LMAO You're bf definitely does have a good sense of humor!
#254 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:12am by hella_elyse
Yeah, next time you're getting in the mood, work him up real good and then leave. Go into the kitchen, make yourself a sandwich. If he says he wants a sandwich, tell him you're not a prude, but you just don't feel right doing that sort of thing before marriage.
Even better, eat the sandwich in front of him while making delicious, sexual moaning sounds.
Actually, that was pretty funny. I'm not 100% sure why, but I still think it's funny.
#260 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:30am by p00p0ster0us
lol! I wish I had a boyfriend like that. Don't take this so seriously, bet he wanted you to laugh. Hahaha! :D
A sandwich? xDD
#261 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:48am by Bl00dyAphrodite
haha this isnt reallly a fmylife situation. I think he was just trying to be funny
#263 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:53pm by missadeline
haha funny shit... the guys got jewels that's for sure....but he was probably kidding
#266 - On 09/04/2009 at 5:43pm by jrogers4409
That is fucking hilarious. I could def see myself doing that. Y didn't u just fuck him instead of saying I'm really horny? U sound like one of those really gay girls at the high school parties that wants people to be attracted to them, but whenever people try they are like, o wow I'm a huge pussy and scared to mess around.
GUYS are always horney... and hungry. The power of the penis means the power of the sammich must also be realized.
#268 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:53am by AnalBottleOpener
I did ur mom last night a favor...by making you....a sandwhich
#279 - On 01/15/2010 at 11:12pm by Kellmaster36
