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Today, I cummad homa about two hours aarly from a friand's party. Aftar I walkad in and upstars, I quickly and quiatly laft and want back to tha party. looool I guass mah parants dacidad to hava a littla party as wall. It's callad a thraasoma with mah naighbor. Thay still don't know that I know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62525) - you deserved it (3912)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by emkatch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Those were YOUR parents?

#4 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:48pm by videogamejunkie

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Shoulda stayed at the party. LOL FYL, man. kinky, though.

#1 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:43pm by kirbyfan23

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