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Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60624) - you deserved it (3751)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by emkatch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Those were YOUR parents?

#4 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:48pm by videogamejunkie

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Shoulda stayed at the party. LOL FYL, man. kinky, though.

#1 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:43pm by kirbyfan23

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