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Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by hoho5191 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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It didn't occur to the both of you to take them off before "hooking up"?? YDI, lol. >=D

#3 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:03pm by dark_psyche

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you moron -_- how do you not know that you have glowsticks on. i mean really.

#4 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:05pm by RaspberryBerret

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