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Today, I was sexiled. So that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24899) - you deserved it (1841)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by janie - United States (District of Columbia)

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Same happened to me. Except I'm a guy and it was a girl I confessed my love to. Then I found a condom at the top of my trash can. FML.

#1 - On 02/08/2009 at 1:49am by james

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Who's primary on the lease? If it's you, kick her OUT

#2 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:17pm by alwaysalady

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