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Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6890) - you deserved it (30172)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version

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Sounds like she's got the winning sense of humor from her comment ;)

#2 - On 02/12/2009 at 7:04pm by MCart

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if she gives you a grade lower than you should get, you can appeal it

#12 - On 06/12/2010 at 7:04pm by happy_animal_lov

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