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Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny to post semi nude pictures of me on Craigslist. To top it off, he decided to give all 200+ people who responded to my ad my home phone number. I'm getting non-stop calls from horny freaks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42887) - you deserved it (13941)

On 07/17/2009 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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