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Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27262) - you deserved it (1402)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

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