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Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36760) - you deserved it (2347)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

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Damn, i told your mom not to spread my penis pics away

#2 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:47am by Julez

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i didnt even know there were emoticons for that....

#8 - On 05/12/2009 at 1:09am by thatsucks4u

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