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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39253) - you deserved it (15119)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by guess28 (man) - Puerto Rico

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Aw honey, most women do. It really isn't your fault, it's just extremely difficult for most women to reach orgasm during sex. So rather than make you feel bad, or get too badly chaffed, women will fake it.

The fact that she told you is a good thing! She's trying to be honest. Here's my recommendation: Get her to use a vibrator on "the man in the boat" while you have sex. It will give her enough stimulation to reach climax. Go forth and experiment!

#39 - On 07/14/2009 at 5:23pm by Stephie

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that's not so bad dude, they have a harder time, I think it's nice of her

#33 - On 07/14/2009 at 5:20pm by islaphippos

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