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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48134) - you deserved it (19974)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by guess28 (man) - Puerto Rico

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I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it?

Sorry about your luck.

#2 - On 07/14/2009 at 4:55pm by ddrluna

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What blokes seem to find hard understanding is the fact that most women do NOT orgasm through penetration alone! There are statistics out there; always in these articles and stuff. Do some research; I'm not sure on exact figures.
The reason we fake it is because you get so offended.
Personally i don't fake it though, cause that doesn't get me anywhere :P

#38 - On 07/14/2009 at 5:23pm by cindybuzz

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