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Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61154) - you deserved it (9523)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

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That's what you get for leaving the toilet seat up

#8 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:11am by MukyDaCookie

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just pulled the underwear in the wrong direction :D

#7 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:11am by dRose22

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