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Today, after a tremendously hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36141) - you deserved it (9931)

On 11/22/2008 at 3:17am - intimacy - by izoliv - Sent from mobile version

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Did you really expect a guy you had a one night stand with to view you as girlfriend material?

#11 - On 05/18/2009 at 2:40am by Rivlas

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't give it up easy.
The guys an ass.
In a way its your fault for expecting more from him.
It's better that he blurted that out anyways, I mean, would you rather be lied to?

#10 - On 05/12/2009 at 4:10am by Bella_x

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