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Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51763) - you deserved it (6470)

On 07/06/2009 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Dump the guy, date the bike.
Problem solved ;)

#3 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:21pm by meanie_monday

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it seems that's his FML rather than yours lol

#1 - On 07/06/2009 at 5:14pm by anger18

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