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Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45387) - you deserved it (21155)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by twintowers (woman) - United States

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i never understood phone sex

#9 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:28pm by emery52

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Your dad is awesome! He's making sure you don't get pregnant/STD infected, one boyfriend at a time.

#7 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:20pm by msbetsy

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