Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
by conductingfromthegrave / 07/01/2009 at 1:18am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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she probably just meant "last time" and said yesterday. nbd
#6 - On 07/01/2009 at 10:44am by somnula
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U shoulda said "ok" and started jerkin off. Then ask her what SHE did yesterday.
#13 - On 07/01/2009 at 11:00am by irishdubr
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