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Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Victim (man) - United States (Colorado)

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hahaha i hope the people tying you down were chicks in bikinis

#6 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:16pm by shotgunner2

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why did you get a boner...? maybe you discovered you like to be tied down. kinky.

it sucks it had to happen at such an inconvenient time, though. FYL.

#2 - On 06/27/2009 at 1:12pm by bellaellaella

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