Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML

by UrbanCass / 06/25/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy

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  • Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.

    #9 - On 06/26/2009 at 4:23am by starflake

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  • No control is the best control..............

    You can secretly mixed the plan b into her food or drink

    #3 - On 06/26/2009 at 4:16am by Sawadee

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