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Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25297) - you deserved it (3097)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by hgirl - United States (Maryland)

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Are you underage? You shouldn't be anyway...apparently you all don't understand birth control and condoms, so if that's the case...good for him, he realizes that he shouldn't be an idiot and do it without protection. That's not an FML...that's a thank God your boyfriend has some intelligence about it.

#13 - On 06/30/2010 at 1:38am by chicabonita5683

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how is this an fml? be glad. most guys just get you knocked up and take off.

#10 - On 09/04/2009 at 4:21pm by Caayouteepie

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