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Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for 3 months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy . I'd been secretly seeing him all year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44986) - you deserved it (16568)

On 06/20/2009 at 1:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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He played you both

#1 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:25pm by grimmelok

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Now would be a good time to jump for that promotion lol. You know, since you got HIM a raise first.

#5 - On 06/20/2009 at 5:27pm by Bangarang_Rufio

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