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Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71525) - you deserved it (6765)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Misc. (woman) - United States (Florida)

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"so you want to [make] love just like the movies... but in the movies, they're not in love at all."
Looolz

#2 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:58pm by Lolocaust

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...at least he didn't sneeze while he was giving cunnilingus? i imagine that woulda been quite painful. =/

#1 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:53pm by Ldy_S_FTW

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