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Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 7:14am - intimacy - by thegoldenboy3 (man) - Spain (Andalucia)

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Yes, english speakers use "excited" to say they are happy with something. In latin languages such as spanish and portuguese to be excited is to be sexually aroused with something.

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:25am by borba72

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Nice. I once said "where can I get a train here?" in Spanish when I was in Mexico, but the verb "to get" in Spain means "to have sex with" in South America.

#28 - On 04/01/2009 at 8:57pm by Argh

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