Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML

by Dirtyswede / 06/17/2009 at 10:57am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy

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  • This is the oldest trick in the book. You should know better than to trust any friend to translate stuff for you to impress a girl. You deserved it.

    #2 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:11pm by Loony

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  • Gott lära av andras fel, eftersom man inte hinner begå alla själv.

    #1 - On 06/17/2009 at 5:07pm by tukker

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