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Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23100) - you deserved it (49856)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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You deserve it... You should have stopped fooling around with him when you found out he was into someone else.

#4 - On 06/16/2009 at 8:02pm by chefajhatter

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friends with benefits five! (scrubs reference)

#3 - On 06/16/2009 at 8:01pm by jem1991

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