Intimacy: Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night....

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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By Nutty - 16/11/2018 22:00

Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML

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By unsatisfied - 29/11/2010 12:13 - Australia

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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Silver linings

By KANCHI - 02/06/2022 17:30 - India - Gurgaon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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chefajhatter 1

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:02

You deserve it... You should have stopped fooling around with him when you found out he was into someone else.

jem1991 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:01

friends with benefits five! (scrubs reference)

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effthis 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:13

lol this made be laugh for some reason.. lol that sucks tho

Silver_Lion 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:13

and what have we learned from this?

smashitup 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:15

A+

Snazaza 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:15

yayy theres a reply button!

Anu_Ra 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:03

Some girls don't realize they deserve better.

ArmyOfOne 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 21:46

Ya really no shit. Break the ******* cycle, stop it from happening. But no, they don't think they deserve any better for whatever ******* reason, and so they're just used over and over.

aback 4

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:16

Good lord, why are you putting yourself through that? There are millions of guys out there--go find yourself one who isn't a ******** and who likes you.

soccaplaya741 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:15

LMAO best comment on this post. Way to look at the glass half full :D

sickinlove13 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 2:18

lmao Classic.

Ami8919 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:16

Been there, it gets better. FYI, he's a dick for using you.

ellielovesuu 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:36

ahahahahhahahaahhaha

PureGold 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:20

Why do women keep going back to douchebags like that?

podrummer9209 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:21

= he's an ass. The last girl I was with pulled that on me, except with no sex. and I 'accidentally' slipped to her new man that she 'has herpes' O=]

korkow 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:24

Well soooooorry that you had mind-blowing sex.

efmivida 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:27

its funny what comes out when people are alseep. true feelings i suppose but seriously, dump the creep, dont you think you deserve more, someone that is head over heels for you instead of on again off again