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Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52742) - you deserved it (4456)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by enderw (man) - United States

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A lot of cops are idiots. Not saying that there aren't good ones but a lot of them are idiots.

#5 - On 06/16/2009 at 8:05pm by randomdude1234

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WTF? Or maybe the cop just has a dirty mind XD

#4 - On 06/16/2009 at 8:05pm by Emma_91

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