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Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51131) - you deserved it (4224)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by enderw (man) - United States

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