Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

by kitkat545 / 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

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  • ...Why would he call you up 'just to chat' and put you on speakerphone? That's just rude.

    #10 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:48am by boatiebanter

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  • And that's why you don't talk about things like this on phone...

    #4 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:20am by MoonTiger

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