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Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21590) - you deserved it (35031)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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...Why would he call you up 'just to chat' and put you on speakerphone? That's just rude.

#10 - On 06/16/2009 at 3:48am by boatiebanter

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You're the best wife ever! Now all his friends thinks his wife is a sex crazed playboy bunny, and he must be fucking like a hydraulic piston if he is your husband.

After the initial embarrassment wears off, the fact remains: your hubby is now the alpha male in his workplace.

#22 - On 06/16/2009 at 4:52am by PyroMicky

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