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Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands

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good lord how do you manage her pants? they probably have a belt, with a buckle, and maybe a button or a zipper and EVERYTHING.

fucking confusing.

#12 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:04pm by funsize003

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were you taking it off with your mouth or something? seriously, bras are not that difficult...haha

#7 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:02pm by AAAcheetahgrl

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