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Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38508) - you deserved it (18493)

On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands

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