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Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Noname - Philippines (Cebu City)

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that was his way of saying "FU for hiring me for a 2 minute ride you lazy @$$"

#8 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:04pm by vaykay

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i wonder if he tells that story to any other stranger, or just thought you were special enough to be the one to heat it.

#9 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:15pm by mac

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