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Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

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That's how Peter Parker was created.

#4 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:11am by btopishere

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Who the fuck masturbates into a sock?!?!
hahaha

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 4:08am by Crudez0rz

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