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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15785) - you deserved it (18830)

On 01/27/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Texas)

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I've actually done that before to my girlfriend.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 3:45pm by runmymouth

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My GF loves it when I fall sleep during phone sex but then when we are sharing a bed, I always wake up to her performing some act on me. She absolutely is the love of my life.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 2:51pm by makeinstall

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