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Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML


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On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Should have gone up to him and said "that'll cost you 20 for the show"

#9 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:57pm by dmmd8686

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Man, if I had a dollar for every minute I've been glad no one was watching me, I'd be a rich man. FYL.

Also: in before "do him"

#2 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:54pm by regalarius

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