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Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by sluttydancer (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Good God. Why do women think that men only get a boner when they see a hot chick? - we get them randomly!!

#10 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:00pm by AustenT

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He must be huge if he was "washing the windows with a boner".

Question though, was it his boner or someone elses?

#19 - On 06/10/2009 at 2:10pm by PublicEnemy961

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