Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

by sluttydancer / 06/10/2009 at 9:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • Should have gone up to him and said "that'll cost you 20 for the show"

    #9 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:57pm by dmmd8686

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  • Man, if I had a dollar for every minute I've been glad no one was watching me, I'd be a rich man. FYL.

    Also: in before "do him"

    #2 - On 06/10/2009 at 1:54pm by regalarius

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