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Man or woman?

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82522) - you deserved it (5484)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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what... the fuck?

#1 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:03am by log1k

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FYL because your mom thought you would know that.

#2 - On 06/09/2009 at 10:05am by ohmygawdz

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