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Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61794) - you deserved it (6445)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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GO RACCOON!

#2 - On 06/09/2009 at 3:26am by CryingHowls

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A raccoon interrupted you getting beaver, eh?

#4 - On 06/09/2009 at 3:27am by Trebek

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