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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59569) - you deserved it (5648)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

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Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something

#5 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:33pm by Brolin

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Not fuck you life. Fuck your wife. She's a bitch.

( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."

#3 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:33pm by Chfanfiction

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