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Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML


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On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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did he return with a knowing look?

#1 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:21am by my_fml_account

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YDI for being a dumbass, BUT, if she did blow you then take a pic, mail it 2 him w/a note that says " told ya"

#9 - On 06/08/2009 at 10:32am by Capnstinkfoot

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