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Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58248) - you deserved it (2379)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by danesy - United States (New York)

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