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Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:09am - intimacy - by Yulia (woman) - United States (California)

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Hey, it could have been worse. She could've filled up those remaining ten minutes telling you exactly how much HER husband liked her tight on their wedding night.

#8 - On 03/09/2009 at 3:50pm by thequeenofscots

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Does it make anyone else the slightest bit angry that her mom is implying that her vagina is her HUSBAND'S property, and it doesn't matter what she wants - just that her husband enjoys himself?

#18 - On 03/09/2009 at 6:11pm by nerd

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