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Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64396) - you deserved it (3513)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:09am - intimacy - by Yulia (woman) - United States (California)

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