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Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66699) - you deserved it (21594)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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"love wedge" made me laugh SO hard.

#4 - On 03/09/2009 at 4:24am by hales

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damn, that fucken sucks ass dude. sorry

#1 - On 03/09/2009 at 4:01am by what_the_fuhh

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