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Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 2:52am - intimacy - by nevergoingonabusagain (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

#3 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:08am by ilikeboys

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how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

#5 - On 05/30/2009 at 10:09am by microfilms

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