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Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my fashion sense, and my trustworthiness. She then directed me to a "neighborhood watch" website. My boss is a registered sex offender. FML
Ok, how did that guy get a job when I have no record and am unemployed?
Wow, well I bet that friend only showed you that 'cause you were getting on her nerves about bragging.
Also, You might want to watch your back at night.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015