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Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, goes "it's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64107) - you deserved it (7232)

On 05/26/2009 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Weezylover (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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im a big fan of people who write first when they weren't even first haha good work #2

#6 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:04pm by Fawq37

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wow #2 go to hell we can all see that your NOT 1st... and even if you were no one gives a fuck.

hahahahhahahaha YDI for climaxing like an asthma attack

#8 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:07pm by bitterpill1

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