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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65970) - you deserved it (24143)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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you had sex with him because you told him you loved him?

there has to be other/better reasons

#6 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:52pm by kwbuzz23wk

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Is he thirteen or something?
Seriously.

People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

#5 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:51pm by redbluegreen

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