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Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6741) - you deserved it (23741)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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Spotted dick, obviously.

#7 - On 06/01/2009 at 5:19am by redbluegreen

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Hahaha cool roommate!

#2 - On 02/10/2009 at 7:43pm by MCart

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