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Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55014) - you deserved it (2748)

On 05/22/2009 at 4:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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At least it wasn't in a bag w/ a dildo and he ended up telling you how he likes it up the ass... then goes on to explain how stimulation of the prostate increases pleasure... and how you shouldn't be embarrassed about what makes yourself and your partner feel good

Silver lining?

#5 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:49am by save_me_08

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Why would your father disclose that with you? That's so gross. I've come across lube in my mom's groceries and I try overlooking it because I don't want mental images rummaging through my head. Ughhhhhh. I feel sorry for you :(.

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:49am by ArtsySwag

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