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Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51880) - you deserved it (2123)

On 05/22/2009 at 4:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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