By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
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socialproduct 19

Pee in her bed and say the bathroom is "reserved for pooping only"

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Sia_Will 13

Put needles or something like that under your sheets every time you leave.

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RpiesSPIES 27

Better than the kitchen table..? Might wanna change the sheets and invest in a pad lock to your door.

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T1A2Z3 34

She's a ROOMmate a lock would most certainly get OP in trouble. You can't lock people out of their own rooms.

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Sia_Will 13

Put needles or something like that under your sheets every time you leave.

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ajk168 22

If OP's anything like me then I hope they have good medical insurance

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devinaww 15

Jump in and demand a threesome as rent for your bed

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socialproduct 19

Pee in her bed and say the bathroom is "reserved for pooping only"

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Tamandua 19

Poop on her bed and tell her the toilet is reserved for sleeping. Wait, no... I'm sure you can figure out something more clever than that.

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nicolai44 12

...Like maybe that you don't want to stink up the bathroom when you have to shower in there...

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dietcoke09 25

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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RichardPencil 30

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Dave_Davington 33

Take pictures of her doing the deed, then threaten to put them on the internet if she doesn't clean your sheets and buy you a lock for your bedroom door.

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Moskaaa7 26

She's her roommate. Buying a lock for THEIR room doesn't make any sense.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

What the ****?! No, don't do that! That is NOT okay!

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Dave_Davington 33

"Roommate" doesn't mean they literally sleep in the same room (well, it can, but usually it doesn't), just that they live in the same house/apartment. Most people who have roommates do indeed have their own bedroom.

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T1A2Z3 34

I really don't think this one does though. People say flatmate or housemate if they don't share a room.

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Witchylady 17

Clip your toenails on her bed and do a whole bunch of gross stuff that she won't like. That will teach her to use your bed for her sexual activities

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MummyRavyne 14

I'd grab a guy friend, take a couple of pics together in her bed and send them to her saying you don't know why she's being so silly, that her bed is amazingly comfortable for sex and you'll be using her bed from now on.

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