By Arizonagirl - 06/11/2016 07:31 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
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socialproduct 19

Pee in her bed and say the bathroom is "reserved for pooping only"

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Sia_Will 13

Put needles or something like that under your sheets every time you leave.

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blackrose1996 11

Have sex in her bed

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Oogly979 8

Op you CANNOT let this slide. It's beyond ridiculous.

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GrapeJuice67 17

Sleep on her bed, then. Or tell her yours is also reserved for sleeping only. Go find somewhere else to have sex.

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strangegirl505 7

Weird because you have the same rules in place, only backwards huh? Definitely let her know how funny of a coincidence that is, and for sure tell her about that awesome orgy you had, oh, when was the last time again?

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8djht8 19

shit on their pillows, yours are reserved for laying your head on.

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831curmudgeon 7

Were you at least invited to join in? Because her not doing that would be just plain rude!

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ic2drops 9

shit man, should have asked if you could have joined

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