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By Leah_Watts - 29/06/2016 22:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting "down to business" my boyfriend whispered in my ear in a sultry voice "do you...? Do you want toast after this? I'm in love with a strange man FML
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that is a great man!!! I want me some post-coital toast. appreciate that honey

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that is a great man!!! I want me some post-coital toast. appreciate that honey

DeadxManxWalking 27

enjoy it! he'll be more fun to be around. as one has said before, normal is boring.

A man after my own heart. Sex and toast.

He's just trying to butter you up, OP.